Think of life as a 3vs3 match:Work 💼 — Wallets 💸 — Women ❤️
We turned that everyday chaos grind into a board game.
It's called GentOpoly, and the first edition is almost ready.
Before we go full launch, we’re opening the doors to a handful of early gents.
The ones who want to:
🎲 Get in early
🧠 Shape a card or two
🎁 Win a free copy of the first edition
👇 Drop your name and email to join:
💭 Think this game should exist?
Answer a few wild questions and help us prove it.No spam. No cringe. Just a chaotic little gem for the right crowd
GentOpoly 20's and 30's should come with a game board..Bills piling up? Dates ghosting? Side hustles that pay in “experience”?
Welcome to GentOpoly!
The only board game where adulting becomes comedy.
From “Payday Treat 🍔” to “Hustle Burnout 🔥”
Every square is a reminder that life between 25 and 35 is equal parts chaos and comedy.
One turn you’re up with a crypto spike 🚀, the next you’re down with rent due 💸
— but hey, that’s the grind.
GentOpoly ?
GentOpoly is a parody board game about the chaos of adulthood. From payday highs to bill-pile blues, every roll is a laugh at life’s ups and downs.
From side hustle wins to dating fails, GentOpoly turns the daily grind into comedy gold. One roll you’re thriving with a “Confidence Boost,” the next you’re drowning in “Rent’s Due.” Endlessly replayable, hilariously relatable, and painfully accurate — GentOpoly makes adulthood feel a little lighter.
GentOpoly ?GentOpoly is a parody board game about the chaos of adulthood.
From payday highs to bill-pile blues, every roll is a laugh at life’s ups and downs.
From side hustle wins to dating fails, GentOpoly turns the daily grind into comedy gold. One roll you’re thriving with a “Confidence Boost,” the next you’re drowning in “Rent’s Due.” Endlessly replayable, hilariously relatable, and painfully accurate — GentOpoly makes adulthood feel a little lighter.
