Think of life as a 3vs3 match:Work 💼 — Wallets 💸 — Women ❤️
We turned that everyday chaos grind into a board game.
It's called GentOpoly, and the first edition is almost ready.
Sure, it’s called GentOpoly — but let’s be real, women usually play it better. 😉
Before we go full launch, we’re opening the doors to a handful of early rollers.
The ones who want to:
🎲 Get in early
🧠 Shape a card or two
🎁 Win a free copy of the first edition
👇 Drop your name and email to join:
💭 Think this game should exist?
Answer a few wild questions and help us prove it.No spam. No cringe. Just a chaotic little gem for the right crowd
GentOpoly 20's and 30's should come with a game board..Bills piling up? Dates ghosting? Side hustles that pay in “experience”?
Welcome to GentOpoly — the only board game where adulting becomes comedy.
From Payday Treat 🍔 to Hustle Burnout 🔥, every square is a reminder that life between 25 and 35 is equal parts chaos and comedy.
One turn you’re up with a crypto spike 📈, the next you’re down with rent due 💸 — but hey, that’s the grind.
And yes, it’s called GentOpoly, but don’t worry — women, roommates, and exes are equally dangerous opponents. 😏
GentOpoly ?
GentOpoly isn’t just a parody game — it’s a mirror of how we all try (and fail) to keep it together. It’s the little victories that feel huge, and the fails that turn into stories later.
Every card, square, and roll captures that mix of ambition, burnout, and blind optimism we call adulthood.Sure, it’s wrapped in a gentleman’s grin — but the jokes hit everyone who’s ever paid rent late, chased a side hustle, or laughed at how messy growing up really is.Call it therapy with dice… minus the co-pay. 🎲
GentOpoly ?GentOpoly isn’t just a parody game — it’s a mirror of how we all try (and fail) to keep it together. It’s the little victories that feel huge, and the fails that turn into stories later.
Every card, square, and roll captures that mix of ambition, burnout, and blind optimism we call adulthood.
Sure, it’s wrapped in a gentleman’s grin — but the jokes hit everyone who’s ever paid rent late, chased a side hustle, or laughed at how messy growing up really is.
Call it therapy with dice… minus the co-pay. 🎲
